Welcome to my shop! I created these with real life in mind. The long days, the chaos, the laughter, the coffee, and because I cuss a lot (and you may too), the bad words. If you're one of the many good humans out there doing the work of raising and caring for kids, these are for you.

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Best Sellers

Sometimes Good Parents Say Bad Words Denim Hat
$27.00
Sometimes Good Doctors Say Bad Words Cropped Hoodie
$45.00

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Bad Words Club

Parenting is beautiful. Kids are amazing. We love them deeply, AND sometimes they ask for a snack while holding the snack you just gave them, so they have fuel for an Oscar-worthy tantrum in the middle of the grocery store.

The Bad Words Club is for the good grown-ups. The ones raising kids, caring for them, teaching them, loving them, and showing up every day, even if you drop a few f-bombs while doing it all.

Sometimes good humans say bad words, and that is perfectly fine. Welcome to the Bad Words Club, MF!

I’m glad you’re here.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • This is the #1 selling product in my shop. My husband and I make it in small batches, so while I don’t have exact restock dates, we try to restock ASAP once we are sold out. 

  • Most orders ship within 5-8 business days. Once your order is on the way, you’ll receive a tracking email from Squarespace.

  • Unfortunately, we do not. We have looked into the shipping process for international customers and shipping would often cost at least double the price of the item.

  • Squarespace processes orders quickly, so changes aren’t always possible. If you need help, email me as soon as possible, and I’ll do my best.

  • We cannot accept returns as these items are made via drop shipping - ie, they’re made to order.

  • Please email me within 2 days of your delivery, and I’ll take care of it.

  • Each product page includes a size guide. If you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit.

  • We work with Printful, a member of SEDEX (Supplier Ethical Data Exchange), who have continuously strived to ensure the products used are ethical. Additionally, as a drop ship company, orders are made on demand, reducing waste.

  • "I am obsessed with this mug. And super picky about mug sizes and the size of their handle, and this is perfect! Makes me laugh every time I look at it."

    Anonymous

  • "Very cute shirt and excellent customer service! Would definitely recommend."

    Ryley W

  • "I am so excited to gift this to my husband before the arrival of our little one and my friend before the arrival of hers. Such a funny (and relatable!) gift."

    Anonymous